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mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

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I love how my phone just randomly deletes my contacts. It’s pretty cool.

Hubble space telescope photos

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(Source: chubbythecorgi)

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

(Source: weiguk)

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thisismymoon:

a-novels-end:

Can we all just take a moment to listen to this beautiful 8-bit rendition of Adventure Time’s, I’m Just Your Problem, preformed by Marceline.

This is so smooth and amazing!

wow

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

(Source: hotelmario)

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

zingoogniz:

People usually only include the first 2 panels

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

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